“The Man Is A Pussy, A Prom Queen”

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So they say at Maggie’s Farm concerning Obama and his embarrassing non-response to Iran’s brutal crackdown.

Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark. But the truth hurts sometimes.

It makes you think though. Who was the last pussy president to sit in the White House?

No, it wasn’t Bill Clinton.

I didn’t say pussy-chasing president. Get your minds out of the gutter.

I said pussy president.

Guess again.

No, it wasn’t George Herbert Walker Bush.  Any man who flies combat missions and survives getting shot down only to fight again is no pussy no matter how weak I thought he was in not taking it all the way to Saddam the first time.   Plus the man is still jumping out of airplanes and he is like a gazillion years old.  Nope, no pussy he.

Give up?

Okay, I’ll tell you.

The last pussy president was none other than Jimmy “I Have Nightmares About Bunnies” Carter.  His pussiness proven by his almost criminally incompetent performance in literally every aspect of governing our country, but specifically in his pathetic response to Iran’s taking of American hostages.

Yes he has been the epitome of pussiness in the modern American presidency.  (A role he has continued in his performance as a former president I might add.)

Until Obama came along that is.

What’s interesting in this whole fight for the title of Ultimate Pussy President is that Iran could very well be the focal point of Obama’s undoing as well.

Of course Iran can’t do it alone. It’s not like they are holding Americans hostage for 444 days while the world laughs at our erectile dysfunction.

That’s North Korea’s role this time.

No, this whole Iran thing will have to get in a long line of possible undoings like North Korea’s missile fetish, our sky-rocketing debt, fears of inflation, record unemployment, probable tax hikes, socialized medicine, and possibly more scandals, including some very serious ones, in the past 150 or so days that Bush had in eight years.  (Although the media is ignoring them, they are still there and sooner or later the large smell coming from them will be too strong to ignore.)

So while I may be proved wrong, and with the personal experience of living through the Carter years and therefore knowing exactly how big a pussy he was, I am now officially voting for Barack Obama as the Ultimate Pussy President.

Along with several million Iranians I imagine.

Oh, and two American journalists doing hard labor in North Korea.

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1 Comment

  1. I suspect the “former two-term Vice President” in question would have taken a vow of silence following 911, if he had been the sitting President. I continue to thank God that he was not.

    Alternatively, he would have followed Clinton’s example of semi-tough talk and no effective action. Either way, we would all likely be speaking Iraqi, by now , and learning Farsi…those of us who hadn’t been killed, that is.


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