This is cheesy as hell (painfully so), but you know what, a lot of America is as cheesy as hell and I’m fine with that. The world would be a better place if there were more cheese. American cheese and not that funky French crap. Or is it Belgium that makes all that cheese? Holland?
Oh, who the hell cares. That’s all foreign to me anyway and therefore unimportant – except for Britain and Australia. And some friends I have in Germany. Oh, and this gal I met from Hong Kong once.