Forget The Tits

I don’t know about you, but the first thing that attracts me to a woman is her access to a good place to potty.

Courtship can be an intricate business in India, but the mothers of the northern state of Haryana have a simple message for men who call on their daughters: “No toilet, no bride.”

The slogan – often lengthened in Hindi to “If you don’t have a proper lavatory in your house, don’t even think about marrying my daughter” – has been plastered across villages in the region as part of a drive to boost the number of pukka facilities. In a country where more households have TV sets than lavatories, it is one of the most successful efforts to combat the chronic shortage of proper plumbing.

That is probably partly because of the country’s skewed sex ratio, with 8 per cent more men than women, leading to a “bride shortage”. Woman generally have also become more vocal in their resentment at having to relieve themselves outside, giving brides more leverage in premarital bargaining.

In India it is estimated that more than 660 million people still defaecate in the open – a big cause of a host of diseases, from diarrhoea to polio. It is women, activists say, who suffer the most. “Women who must go outside have to do so before sunrise or after nightfall so they can’t be seen,” said Bindeshwar Pathak, founder of Sulabh, which has built toilets for ten million Indians, and the recipient of this year’s Stockholm Water Prize for developing ecofriendly and cheap lavatories to help to improve public health.

Look, I like India. And I like Indians. Especially Bollywood-type hot Indian women. But, come on, this is what you look in a wife? What kind of bathroom she has?

No wonder India is a third-world country. Sheesh.

India is a virtual cornucopia of brunette-hotness and if the men there are worried about potties then they don’t deserve these babes.

These folks need to get their priorities straight.

This.

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Or this.

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It’s not a hard decision.

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