The Perfect Mother In Law

And future wife, I’m thinking.
Hat-tip to Theo, who else?

Ole Miss – Alabama

Today.  We haven’t been as good as we can be so far, but my Rebels can beat them and we’ve got a tremendous home field advantage.
Pins and needles, dear readers, pins and needles.

Cougar Convention

Funny the cougars always look better on TV shows.
Same goes for hookers too, though. They’re mostly “Pretty Women” on TV, but in real life they look more like, well, hookers really look, which is scary to put it kindly.
BTW, that’s a professional observation about the hookers, not a personal one. I made up my mind [...]

Obama Speech Template

Created by Uncle Jimbo via Right Wing Nation.
Greetings great and mighty culture, I am the Obama leader of New America. I am a cultured, urbane, black man with a Muslim name and I carry no baggage.
Your culture is great and wonderful, your poets brilliant, I will now quote one I have never read. Your food [...]

Something To Get Your Blood Flowing This Morning

Hat-tip to Theo.

Brunette Of The Week

Denise Milani.

Doesn’t The Brunette Look Much More Interesting?

Hat-tip to My[confined]Space.

Milk Boarding

Hat-tip to My[confined]Space.

Breast Education

Sometimes I think Theo posts this stuff just for me.

Happy Mother’s Day

And something a little more current.

The First Song I Ever Slow Danced To

And my first slow dance ever. With a girl.  I don’t think a broom counts.
Not as good as Nights in White Satin, but hey, you can’t beat the Paul.
In case you were interested, her name was Becky. She was a brunette, but way too skinny for my taste. We went steady for [...]

In My Continuing Effort To Educate My Readers

Hat-tip to Theo.

That’s Not My Name

There’s an annoying commercial first, but I like the song.
Via Amy Oops.

My Pie Chart

H/T to Bits & Pieces.

Growing a Beard and Walking to Germany

Pretty cool.
Today’s Big Thing.