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So Many Joke Possibilities

Posted by TRO on April 30, 2008

All with “rear-end” in them. Feel free to provide a few in the comments.

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One Day

Posted by TRO on April 30, 2008

One day,
long, long ago…….

there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or
bitch.

But this was a long time ago…….

and it was just
that one day.

The End

Hat-tip to my friend Chuck.

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Come On, You Know This Is Funny

Posted by TRO on April 19, 2008

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John McCain’s Newest Political Ad: Heroes

Posted by TRO on April 1, 2008

Hat-tip to Red-State.

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A Joke From My Cousin

Posted by TRO on March 9, 2008

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?”

“I found the remote,” he mumbled

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