Juicy Links
Posted by TRO on April 4, 2008

1. Like I’ve said before, global warming is still very much in dispute.
2. This appears to be more about the so-called housing crisis than anything else. What is disturbing to me is that Americans think it is government’s fault that people were stupid enough to buy more house than they could afford and that it is government’s responsibility to bail them out of their stupidity. Nonsense. Plus, what does “going in the wrong direction” mean exactly? Well, it means different things to different people. Had I been polled and asked that question I would have said yes because I think that our open-borders policy is the wrong direction. I think retreating from Iraq is the wrong direction. I think electing a Democrat as president is the wrong direction. So when you think about it, the question is meaningless as are the poll results.
3. Obama’s support softens. I’m not surprised. When people get to really know him they don’t like what they see as much. He’s still the nominee though. Because of his glamour and not his substance, of course. Mark my words, if elected he will have a Jimmy Carter presidency.
4. British Muslims would have killed thousands in major terrorist attack if not caught. The threat is real, folks.
5. Male rock fans vote Republican? So Led Zeppelin influenced me in more ways than I thought.
6. Sounds like a nice place to me. I do love Asian . . . food.
7. Star Trek, 60s Rock, and psychedelic drugs. Via Southern Appeal.
8. The hazards of cocktails in space. None made with Absolut vodka, of course.
9. Obama’s, and the Democrat’s, patriotism problem.
10. Have you seen Hillary’s second “phone call at 3:00 am” political ad? Well, here’s the transcript of how McCain would react to such a call.
The phone rings, waking President McCain. Groggily, he answers it. “Hello?”“Mr. President. There is a foreclosure crisis. We need action now.”
McCain looks at the clock. It’s 3 A.M. “Are you psychotic?”
“This is very important.”
“Who is doing business at his hour?”
“We can’t wait for a decision on what to do.”
“It’s 3 A.M.! What the hell can we do right now?!”
“We need to make a plan.”
“Are honestly telling me you didn’t find out there was a problem with foreclosures until right now?”
“Well… I found out earlier today. I forgot to tell you until now.”
“I will strangle you!”
“That won’t help the foreclosure crisis.”
“Do you have a family? I will murder your family and make you watch!”
“That seems a bit extreme.”
“It’s 3 A.M.! You do not wake me with crap like this at this hour!”
JOHN MCCAIN: Ready to answer the call appropriately at 3 AM.
That, my friends, is a man ready to be President.
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