The Language of Love

Well, if not the language of “love,” certainly the language of “I’d hit that.”

Via Frogsmoke.

How Special

Oh look, the Foreign Minister of France the country that has lost control of much of it’s citizenry and large areas of major cities to Islamic militants who now rule Muslim immigrants by Sharia law and who burn hundreds of cars every night in riots that politicians are too cowardly to stop says that “the magic is over” for the United States and that it will take a lot of work for the new President to undo what Bush has done.

How about some French jokes in his honor? I think so. (Note, I am on the road today and don’t have time to fix the lines on this thing - will do it later.)

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

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Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?

A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

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Q: What’s the motto of the US Marine Corps?

A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)

Q: What’s the motto of the French Army?

A: Stop, drop, and run!
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Q. Why don’t Master Card and Visa work well in France?

A. They do not know how to say “CHARGE!”
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Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage?

A: Their armpits.
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The recent tremors felt throughout France have been attributed to the fifty six thousand+ WWI & WWII U.S. soldiers spinning in their graves.
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Q: What Does “Maginot Line” mean in French?

A: “Speed bump ahead”
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Q: What’s the new French flag look like?

A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!