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Recruiting Commercials (And More)

Posted by TRO on January 18, 2008

At the risk of building up Viper’s ego even more, I really like this commercial .  For some reason I can’t get it to link though which is really pissing me off.  Click over to see it though as it is really great. You can read all about it and more here. It’s worth the time.  Watch it more than once because I swear it gets better every time.

It’s about as good as this commerical about my old agency is bad. And it’s really bad - like 1970s porn movie bad.  Still, it does cover what they do pretty well. 

Although I do think this US Air Force commercial is very nearly as good as the Marine one.

The thing about these two recruiting commercials - the Marine one at the top and the Air Force one just above - is that they are simply true.  They are not exaggerations or fabrications like so much of what we see on TV and in the movies these days.  They are not political statements that have the weight of a feather in the wind. 

They are fact. As real the ground beneath your feet and the sky above your head.

These brave men and women have been protecting our nation since its beginning and they will continue to protect us as long as we exist.  Let us not forget we owe them everything.

Okay, end of lecture.

Here’s an interesting video of an AFOSI protective detail being ambushed in Iraq.  The chase car is taking the video and you can see it move around to cover the VIP car in the middle after the attack. 

Another video of AFOSI guys shooting with Aussies. Pretty cool.

And a news story on what AFOSI is doing in Iraq.  Very cool. I know it probably doesn’t make sense to most people but I wish I was there with them.

Posted in AFOSI, Air Force, Iraq war, Marines, Personal, War on Terror | 2 Comments »

Men In Black

Posted by TRO on November 14, 2007

I’ve never talked about this before but did you guys know I am a former Man in Black? Seriously, Google ”AFOSI” and “Men in Black” and you will see my dirty secret.

What brought it to mind was this renewed interest in UFOs and this show on the Sci Fi Channel, Kecksberg Exposed, which I watched last night and which mentioned AFOSI about a dozen times.

The UFO Disclosure press conference at the presitgious National Press Club was organized and run very well. Only accredited journalists were present, and each official or witness spoke to their personal experience concerning a craft whose origin could not be explained by anomalous weather, local military activity, flares, or commercial flight. Incidents ranged from a 1986 sighting over Anchorage by Japan Air Lines pilots and crew who saw a object with flashing lights that was six times the size of their 747, to a large disc seen by commercial pilots last spring at Chicago O’Hare that suddenly lifted up into the air above the airport. Panelists included former Belgian Air Force Deputy Chief of Staff Wilfried De Brower, Dr. Jean-Claude Ribes, who served 35 years for the Centre National de la Recherche Scientifique in France. two Peruvian Air Force commanders, and French astrophysicist Dr. Claude Poher. Former Governor Fife Symington of Arizona spoke last. A former military pilot himself, the governor recalled the Phoenix Lights incident, in which he saw a delta-shaped craft of large size silently moving towards the mountains. Symington says that no Air Force or military explanations surfaced, and that a couple of half-hearted theories didn’t satisfy him. He said they couldn’t have been flares, as flares don’t move in formation. As for a base shrugging it off as some A-10’s, the governor noted that A-10’s are quite noisy, while the V-shaped object seen by hundreds of thousands from Maricopa County to southern Arizona was silent.

I’d tell you more but then I would have to kill each and every one of you and I just don’t have the time. My advice is to just not worry about UFOs.  Everything is under control.

Trust me, I’m with the government and I’m here to help you.

Posted in AFOSI, Air Force, Personal, UFO | 2 Comments »

Not All Fly, But All Fight

Posted by TRO on November 13, 2007

Three more Airman serving with my old outfit, the Air Force Office of Special Investigations were killed in Iraq this month.

11/5/2007 - BALAD AIR BASE, Iraq – The names of three Airmen who made the ultimate sacrifice were added to the Fallen Airman Memorial here Nov. 4.

Special Agents Thomas Crowell, David Wieger and Nathan Schuldheiss died of wounds sustained from an improvised explosive device Nov. 1.

“All three were outstanding role models, exceptional warriors and great American patriots who died in a mission directly protecting the Tuskegee Airmen and the Soldiers and civilians stationed at Balad AB and LSA Anaconda,” said Brig. Gen. Burt Field, 332nd Air Expeditionary Wing commander. “All three of them are heroes.”

Brig. Gen. Dana Simmons, Air Force OSI commander, joined General Field in the unveiling of the memorial’s additions. “I am very proud of them,” General Simmons said. “I am very humbled to have served with them and will continue to honor them by continuing the fight on the war on terror.”

He also promised mourners those responsible would be found and brought to justice.

These brave men join four other AFOSI warriors who have given all for their country while serving in Iraq - Special Agent Rick A. Ulbright, Special Agent Daniel J. KuhlmeierSpecial Agent Matthew Joseph Kuglics, and Special Agent Ryan Andrew Balmer.

I was in the same class as General Simmons at the AFOSI Academy and I can only imagine how he feels right now.  AFOSI is a relatively small command in the Air Force and no doubt only has a small number of agents stationed in Iraq (again relative to other commands), so I guarantee he personally knew each and every one of these men.

Leadership is a heavy burden to bear and God bless those who take up that responsibility.

As an aside, I blogged about SA Albright on my first blog back in 2004.  Since that blog is gone I thought I would re-post what I wrote back then here.  It applies to Special Agents Thomas Crowell, David Wieger, Nathan Schuldheiss, Matthew Kuglics and Ryan Balmer as well.

I just finished reading my current issue of the Global Alliance, which is the quarterly publication of the Association of Former OSI Special Agents (I am a former OSI Special Agent), and I was saddened to learn that AFOSI - the Air Force Office of Special Investigations - lost a Special Agent on August 8, 2004 during the Kirkuk AB rocket attack in Iraq. The agent, Rick A. Ulbright, had retired as a Master Sergeant with AFOSI and been accepted back as a civilian agent in 1998. In June 2004, he volunteered for duty in Iraq and was on temporary duty there when he was killed. I also noted that three AFOSI Special Agents were seriously injured in a bombing in Iraq in October, 2004. The agents, Therese Frentze, James Hamilton, and Todd King, are now recuperating from their injuries at military hospitals in the United States.

For those ignorant of all things military (i.e., the media), AFOSI has been the investigative agency for the United States Air Force since 1948.  As such, it is tasked to perform major criminal and fraud investigations and to provide counterintelligence and antiterrorism services to Air Force commanders worldwide. When in doubt, just think “FBI of the Air Force,” but much better. Or if you still don’t understand, then just watch the TV show NCIS and imagine it with normal people and not as many fancy gadgets.

And because of this mission, AFOSI agents are deeply involved in the war on terror worldwide, but especially so in Iraq and Afghanistan. AFOSI agents are working closely with the other services gathering threat information, and are providing antiterrorism and force protection services to USAF personnel. They are also working arm in arm with American and foreign intelligence and law enforcement agencies tracking down terrorists and investigating terrorist attacks like the ones that killed and wounded these agents. And I don’t mean sitting at the Air Base drinking coffee and writing reports. These guys and gals are in the field with intelligence and special operations personnel collecting information under combat conditions, as well as providing security details (think Secret Service) for high-ranking Air Force and American civilian personnel in theater. They are were the bullets are flying not to put too fine a point on it.

Anyway, the purpose of this post was not to brag on AFOSI - although it is certainly an agency worth bragging on. In fact, I am not sure I even have a purpose - no pithy line to close with - no moral to the story. I guess all I wanted to do was talk about some brave men and women serving their country and how some of them are giving - have given - so much to that noble cause. And some, like Special Agent Ulbright, have given all.

And I am proud to have served with them.

Posted in AFOSI, Air Force, Iraq war, Military, Personal | 6 Comments »

Thanks From A Veteran

Posted by TRO on November 12, 2007

Because of my weekend trip, I completely forgot to post on Veterans Day, so here’s a late one.  Like the Major says, thanks for saying thanks.

BAGHDAD — As the veterans of World War II pass too quickly into history, their ranks are being replaced by a new “greatest generation.” The war on terrorism is creating veterans at a rate not seen in decades. Yet the military is much smaller now than during World War II, leading some analysts to posit that a rift exists between soldiers and citizens and that those making sacrifices on the battle front are disconnected from the society whose freedoms they defend. The American people are oblivious to the war, they claim, as well as to the men and women who are fighting it. Some have even suggested that the only way to close the gap is to return to conscription.But these observers of the social scene have never served in Iraq.Those of us overseas know that “support the troops” is more than a slogan. Here we are besieged by what my master sergeant calls “paper love,” the cards, letters, posters and other gestures of support sent by people across America. The paper love is often accompanied by packages of snacks and comfort items. Some mail comes from family members, but even more is sent by private citizens and troop support organizations. The war has inspired a remarkable level of civic involvement that goes largely unnoticed — except by those of us in the field or recovering stateside.

All of us are volunteers. We’re in Iraq because we want to serve. We are well educated and physically fit and could have pursued a variety of other life options. But, to paraphrase Defense Secretary Robert Gates, we are driven by the romantic and optimistic ideal that we can improve the world. We are seeing real progress on the ground, and we are helping Iraq to change.

Idealism, however, does not diminish our longing for home or the pain of missing family. It does not dispel all fear and doubt, and it does not heal our wounded or fallen friends. So when we are feeling disheartened, we open the care packages and read the letters.

“Thank you for helping to protect our country . . . we admire your courage!” writes a child from Congregation Beth Am in Buffalo Grove, Ill.

“Thank you! Enjoy the coffee!” writes Starbucks of Gig Harbor, Wash.

“May the Lord give you safety and watch over you,” writes Millie from the Yellow Ribbon Support Center of Cincinnati.

“Happy Thanksgiving!” writes Brownie Troop 250 from Christ Lutheran Church of Valencia, Calif.

Cynics might think these expressions of goodwill from strangers are hokey, but they are tacked on the walls of nearly every workspace, living area and hospital ward in Iraq.

This past May, a young soldier received several hundred tributes drawn by children at McNair Elementary School in Herndon, Va., where his mother does volunteer work. He taped them up along a hallway at Multi-National Force-Iraq headquarters, forming the letters T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U.

Members of our coalition partners’ armed forces congregated in the hallway looking at the posters with wonder. They asked passersby, “American children send these to you? They are so beautiful!” Some shook their heads and confessed that they were stunned at the support we enjoy from our people back home.

Contrast this with a September statement by Gen. Sir Richard Dannatt, chief of the general staff of the British army: “In America, the appreciation for the armed forces is outstanding, and, frankly, I would like to be able to mirror some of that here. In the States, many companies offer military discounts for serving soldiers, sports teams give out free tickets, people in the street shake the hand of men in uniform.”

We have come a long way from the dark days during Vietnam, when people would spit on our men and women in uniform. Those of us serving today have great faith in the American people, and apparently the feeling is mutual. It is comforting that today’s veterans will return to civilian life remembering the warmth and support of Americans living comfortably back home while they served in difficult circumstances overseas.

So thank you from us future veterans. Thanks for saying thanks.

Elizabeth L. Robbins, an Army Major, deployed in May in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. The views expressed here are her own.

And those of millions of veterans everywhere.

Posted in Air Force, Holidays, Military, Personal | 1 Comment »

Pride

Posted by TRO on November 9, 2007

“Ma’am, there is nothing in life as great as being twenty-one and a Marine officer.”

Maybe, but I felt the same way when I graduated from Air Force Officer’s Training School and walked out a 2nd Lieutenant.  Serving as an officer in the armed forces of the greatest nation on Earth is a high that is difficult for many to imagine, and impossible for others. 

More is the pity for them.

But you never forget it, no matter how old you get.

Oh, and speaking of the Marines.  Since I will be traveling this weekend, here’s an early Happy Birthday wish to what is arguably the greatest fighting force the world has ever seen.  Ooo-rah!

“We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” ~ Winston Churchill

Posted in Air Force, Marines, Military, Personal | 2 Comments »