“Actually, Anybody Who Thinks They Can Change The World By Blogging Is Deluded”

Well this just sucks, because I so wanted to change the world. And off the top of my head, my changes would have included:

1. No long-haul truckers would ever be allowed on the Interstate. In fact, we would do away with them and go back to rail and only short-haul trucking. Driving would then become pleasurable again, not to mention that we would be less dependent on foreign oil.

2. All attractive women with nice hooters would be required to wear low-cut tops and no-bra.

That’s it. I’m easy to please.

Two Big Things

Are happening today. The Indiana and North Carolina Democratic primaries that is.

These are very important, big things, people. Seriously. They are very big and they are very important and you need to pay attention to them. Up close.

And from different angles.

And try to separate the fake.

From the real.

Because real is better.

Much, much better.

***  I should note that I don’t think either one of the candidates running in the Democratic primary are real.  But the post doesn’t work without the fake or real thing so cut me some slack.