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Archive for November, 2007

Forever

Posted by TRO on November 30, 2007

There is a children’s book titled Holes and a movie by the same name. In the movie version a character named Madam Zeroni and played by Eartha Kitt makes the statement, “You and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Now when she says it, it sounds like “for always and eteRRRnityyyy.”  Very Ertha Kittish-like and very much stuck in my head.

And for some reason I always seem to remember it as “forever and eteRRRnityyyy” instead of “always and eteRRRnityyyy” so that whenever anyone says “forever” I mentally finish the sentence with “and eteRRRnityyyy.”

I even do it out loud with my family and it drives them a tad crazy, although loving wife and my youngest boy will join in with me sometimes.

Also, there is another great little movie, The Sandlot, in which a kid says, “foreevvverrrrr” in a long drawn-out way with a funny face.

I also think of that whenever I hear someone say forever.

They both make me laugh.

Yeah, I know this post is totally about nothing.  Eh.

Posted in Movies, Personal | No Comments »

That’s Just Called Being A Woman

Posted by TRO on November 30, 2007

Okay, this chick makes me cringe because she makes all Southerners look like morons. And Americans too when you think about it. But what is best about this video is Jeff Foxworthy’s line noted in my title.  The second best line is “Women don’t want to hear a man’s opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice.”

That is just soooo true.  I mean written in the Bible true.

 Also, I will note this dumb-ass chick is a blonde.

Posted in Videos, Women | 1 Comment »

Some Photos Just Say So Much

Posted by TRO on November 30, 2007

Photo by 180/360 Photography.

This photo is just . . . wow . . . seriously brunette wow.

Hat-tip to Neil.  Go check out the photography site.  Great stuff there.

Posted in Brunettes, Women | No Comments »

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

Posted by TRO on November 30, 2007

 

The Good

I’ve had a Bose 3-2-1 entertainment system for two years now. It has a great sound, but occasionally has had some gremlins in it that made the speakers distort and messed with the settings without any rhyme or reason.  We lived with it because, well, simply because it was a minor annoyance and it was out of warranty and not that big a deal.

But about two weeks ago it really started acting weird when the sound volume remained at the same low level no matter how you tried to change it.  Up or down, Bose controls or the TV controls, nothing made the volume change.  So I checked all the cables and did my best to look at the settings, but finally decided that I needed help and e-mailed Bose customer service. We exchanged five e-mails with me describing the problems and the rep offering suggestions (unplugging it so it will reset, checking cables, and changing settings) in the hope of fixing the issue without returning it for a hefty repair fee and shipping costs.  Long story short - he put me on the right track and we got it working correctly.

Bose - Great sound; Great customer service.

The Bad

A couple of weeks ago, we ordered this game from f.y.e for our middle-son’s Christmas present. It’s the only thing he wanted and naturally it is the hot item this year so they didn’t make many of them. We looked around at various places (Amazon, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etc.) to pre-order it online and f.y.e was the only place that had them available, so even though it was going to cost us about $30 more than buying it in a local store we decided to order it from them.  Now, concerned that it would actually make it here in time for Christmas we called and talked with a customer service rep.  The guy assured us that they had plenty of them and that it would get here with no problems, so we placed our order.  

Since that time I have checked the order status a couple of times and it said the order was being ”processed,” so I wasn’t really worried about it getting here in time (still plenty of time to Christmas after all).  And then today loving wife checked and it said “Order Canceled.”  No reason given, just canceled.

So loving wife calls in an angry panic and is told that their supplier ran out of the games and that they just canceled the order.  She chastised the rep, but to no avail.  Basically, they just ran out of them and it was tough cookies.

So, in my humble opinion, f.y.e. sucks. 

The good news is loving wife made a few calls and found one at a local Wal-Mart.  She begged the lady on the phone to hold it for 30 minutes and loving wife drove over there and got it.

And we paid about $30 less for it, too.

So problem solved.  A happy ending.

f.y.e. - Empty promises; Crappy customer service.

The Ugly

I take no responsibility for whatever picture shows when you visit UglyPeople.com.  I think the person changes every time, but the ugly stays the same.  Seriously, I don’t know what you will see, so only go there if you aren’t going to whine to me later.

Posted in Customer Service, Personal, Video Games | 1 Comment »

The Left’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy

Posted by TRO on November 29, 2007

Does anyone besides me see the irony in CNN not asking and the gay General not telling that he was a consultant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign when he asked a question about the military “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” policy last night at the Republican debate?

You could cut it with a knife.

Also, while I don’t think Hillary would be a good President, I think she certainly has the chops to be CIA Director.  The woman has more spies and operatives than God has little green apples.

Oh, and CNN?  You guys do this for a living right?  Cause I mean you aren’t very good at it. Then again, it’s not like you actually care about Democrat plants at a Republican debate and want to be fair and objective, do you?

UPDATE:

The gay General was also on a steering committee for ”Veterans for Kerry.”  How special.

Posted in Politics | 1 Comment »

YouTube, The Republicans, And The Bible

Posted by TRO on November 29, 2007

I watched a little of the Republican YouTube debate last night and I must admit I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.  I hadn’t watched a debate yet - either Democrat or Republican - and so I only know what has happened from recaps, but from the little I have seen of the Democrat debates, the Republican field looks much, much better.  Romney is very good, charismatic even.  Rudy is Rudy and impressed as always.  And McCain is very believable as President.  I could find myself voting for any of those men.  * They also have more substance - see my update below.

But what about Fred?  My dear Fred.  The guy I wanted to run so badly and still like very much.

Well, he just doesn’t look presidential to me.  Yes, he is a good man.  And I believe an honest man.  And he has a good, solid record to back up his Hollywood charisma. 

But.

He looks old, and tired, and more like a wise old sage who would advise the President than a President him or herself.

Maybe that will change, I don’t know. 

It’s just the way I saw him.

But let’s compare them to the Democrat field, shall we.

To put it bluntly there is no fricken competition.

Romney, Rudy, McCain  - they all look and sound more presidential than Hillary, Edwards, or Obama. *Again, see my update below.

Hands down.

They are the adults in the fight.  The Dems are the kids. 

Even Hillary with all her wife of Bill and New York Senator gravitas, looks amateur compared to these three.  Let’s not even talk about her obvious negatives that turn off over half of the country.

And Edwards?  Please, he looks and sounds like a Southern ambulance chaser.  No competition whatsoever.

That leaves Obama.   You know, Oprah’s man.

He is charming.  He is young.  He is black and therefore very trendy. Yet he is gonna lose to these men if he is the nominee.

No experience.  No real ideas.

He is toast.

Now let’s talk about one particular question that interests me.  Some guy held up a Bible and asked if the candidates believed every word written there.   A good question, really, and handled very well by all the candidates I thought.

The consensus answer was that the Bible was the word of God but that they might interpret that word differently from other people.

That’s a good, honest answer, as pretty much everyone interprets the Bible a little differently from everyone else.

I liked it.  I think a lot of Americans - a overwhelming Christian nation still - liked it and will like it when they hear it today on the news.  Assuming the news reports it fairly that is.

But if I had been asked that I would have gone a little further.  I would have noted that my believing that the Bible is the word of God is no threat to anyone.  And I would have pointed out that a Republican believing that the Bible is the word of God is no threat to anyone, because the major Democrat candidates would all answer the same way.  Obama preaches from churches and has the backing of Christian ministers and the Dems don’t complain about it.  Hillary and Edwards both talk about their faith and no one is worried about it. 

So why can’t a Republican do the same?

So I think that was the right answer to give and I think it helped.

Well, that’s my take on it.  I don’t think the Dem candidates can beat the Republicans in a fair fight.  Of course, it won’t be fair.  The main stream media is not on the side of the Republicans in this deal and so they have an uphill battle to get their message out to America.  But with the economy doing well, the war won, and the Democratic Congress making fools out of themselves almost daily, I do think any of the top three candidates have a good shot at winning next year.

“Of course that’s just my opinion.  I could be wrong.” ~ Dennis Miller

UPDATE:

A commenter points out that there is more needed to be President than “looking and sounding” presidential.  He is correct, of course, and I should have been more clear.  Not only are Romney, Rudy, McCain and even Fred more presidential looking and sounding, they are also to a man more substantively qualified to be our President than any of the Democrat candidates.

Got that.  Good.

Posted in Politics | 5 Comments »

“A Coochie Silkwood Shower”

Posted by TRO on November 28, 2007

The whole thing is mildly amusing, but watch it to the end for the best line.

Hat-tip to Fiddle Dee Dee.

Posted in Videos | No Comments »

Don’t Worry, Spanking Brunettes Is Still Legal

Posted by TRO on November 28, 2007

Or being spanked by them if you are so inclined. (I’m not, but hey, I don’t judge.)

At first reading I was shocked.  Shocked, I tell you, to learn that spanking may be outlawed in Massachusetts. 

And then I realized they just meant spanking children.

BTW, that’s stupid, too. The nurse pushing this measure has inserted one too many rectal thermometers I think.

Gawd, please save me from these nanny-staters.

Posted in Brunettes, Women | No Comments »

Brunette Of The Week

Posted by TRO on November 28, 2007

Holly Hunter, who I have always found sexy and funny. She was even hot in the The Incredibles as the cute brunette housewife and mom during the day and hot spandex wearing superheroine at night.

 

See, hot.

I found the first photo over at Dictionopolis in Digitopolis, a blog Neil told me about a week or so ago, but because I haven’t gotten used to checking my new email address I am just now finding it.  I read a few posts and they are good, but he also posts a lot of pictures of beautiful women, including quite a few brunettes. 

Some are even naked, so that’s a plus, right?

Posted in Brunettes, Women | 2 Comments »

Suppose They Gave A War And We Won?

Posted by TRO on November 27, 2007

Shhhh, don’t tell the Democrats, but while they were waving the white flag, we may have just won the war.

And so the Battle of Iraq is to be brought to an end, in T.S. Eliot’s phrase, “not with a bang but a whimper.”

With the eyes of the world focused on the Middle East peace talks in Annapolis, Md., President Bush’s war tsar, Lieutenant General Douglas Lute, quietly announced that the American and Iraqi governments will start talks early next year to bring about an end to the allied occupation by the close of Mr. Bush’s presidency.

The negotiations will bring to a formal conclusion the U.N. Chapter 7 Security Council involvement in the occupation and administration of Iraq, and are expected to reduce the number of American troops to about 50,000 troops permanently stationed there but largely confined to barracks, from the current 164,000 forces on active duty.

“The basic message here should be clear. Iraq is increasingly able to stand on its own. That’s very good news. But it won’t have to stand alone,” General Lute yesterday told reporters in the White House.

Sounds good, huh? There’s more.

Mr. Bush and Prime Minister al-Maliki of Iraq agreed a Declaration of Principles in a teleconference yesterday, a “nonbinding pact” that set forth a “common sheet of music with which to begin the negotiations,” to be completed by July 2008, which would end with “an enduring relationship based on mutual interests,” General Lute said.

The Security Council’s current Iraqi mandate runs out at the end of next month, and the Iraqi government would like it to run one final year before the lifting of all restrictions on Iraq’s sovereignty, which were imposed after the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait leading to the Gulf War in 1990.

America and Iraq will decide on a “strategic framework agreement,” a bilateral arrangement for a continuing American presence in the country, including the number of American troops to remain as a bulwark against political instability and a safeguard against continuing Al Qaeda attacks.

“The shape and size of any long-term, or longer than 2008, U.S. presence in Iraq will be a key matter for negotiation between the two parties, Iraq and the United States,” the general said. It is already planned that 20,000 American troops will leave Iraq by July 2008.

Pulling out troops. Good news. And without surrendering either. Go figure. But there’s still more.

“From the Iraqi side, the interest that they tend to talk about is that a long-term relationship with us, where we are a reliable, enduring partner with Iraq, will cause different sects inside the Iraqi political structure not to have to hedge their bet in a go-it-alone-like setting, but rather they’ll be able to bet on the reliable partnership of the United States,” he said.

“To the extent it doesn’t cause sectarian groups to have to hedge their bet independently, we’re confident that this will actually contribute to reconciliation in the long run,” he said.

The agreement in principle “signals that we will protect our interests in Iraq, alongside our Iraqi partners, and that we consider Iraq a key strategic partner, able to increasingly contribute to regional security,” the general said.

America is seeking to put its future relationship with the Iraqi government on the same bilateral basis as that of other allies in the region, with agreements on political, economic, and security measures, though the general was at pains to point out that the deal, to be negotiated by the State Department, is unrelated to the wider debate about peace in the Middle East.

A long-term relationship similar to, say, those we have with other nations in Europe, Japan, or South Korea. What an idea. Add in the fact that we have pretty much decimated Al Qaeda there, and as a result disrupted their activities in a major way worldwide, and you just know this has to be a “I coulda had a V-8″ moment for the Dems for sure. 

Posted in Iraq war, Politics | 2 Comments »

Coincidence

Posted by TRO on November 27, 2007

 

Steve . . . Memphis . . . McDonalds?  You be the judge, but we all know Steve is a party kind of guy.

Posted in News | 1 Comment »

I’m Working On Things

Posted by TRO on November 27, 2007

I don’t like this template.  In fact I don’t really like any of the WordPress templates.  I kind of like this template, except that it doesn’t have a place for a personal touch - photo, design, cartoon.  So much that I am still thinking of changing back to Blogger though.  Now, don’t panic.  I am not going to disappear again.  But I am going to look into switching this blog over to Blogger which may change my address once again.  If it does I will leave this one up as a reference and move the posts over as well.  I’m not sure yet, but since you have to pay to make major changes to a WordPress template and I am feeling kinda cheap here, I doubt I will do it here.  Viper sent me an email a while ago explaining about using CSS on WordPress or something on my own domain name website, but to be honest I think he thought he was talking to a Marine because I didn’t understand much of what he said.  If it doesn’t involve tee times, happy hour, and drunkenly waving your hands around like two planes dogfighting then most Air Force guys are clueless.

Anyway, just stay tuned.

Oh yes, while I am not using the picture Leesa did for me, she is still a darling of a gal and I hope to hire here again someday.

Posted in Personal | 5 Comments »

I Was Playin’

Posted by TRO on November 26, 2007

While watching this I kept thinking of me and my World of Warcraft addiction. Well, evidently they were thinking about it too so watch it to the end.

Posted in Popular Culture, Video Games, Videos, World of Warcraft | No Comments »

Just Playing

Posted by TRO on November 25, 2007

I’m playing with the template.  Nothing to see here, folks.  Move along.

BTW, I like this template except that there is no place to put the blog name in the header.  What’s with that?

UPDATE 11/26/07:  I am still playing with this template.  Just go with it for a bit.  I hate this white but it is easier to read. Okay, how about this black?

Posted in Personal | 3 Comments »

William Shatner Shaman

Posted by TRO on November 24, 2007

If you’ve read me for a while, including my two previous blogs, you know I am a big World of Warcraft fan. Well, I’m not playing it right now, leaving in protest and boredom when it was broken by the expansion.  But I still follow the game a bit and plan on taking it up again once the next expansion is released in the hope that they fix the game with it. Anyway, here’s a couple of new WoW commercials they have out that I like.

Makes me want to start my account up again.

Posted in Personal, Video Games, World of Warcraft | 1 Comment »